Song Parodies -> Franklin
"The Way I Am" Based on the performance by Eminem
"Franklin" Parody by danny
"I now live in this place of gay fags and this bag
of this weed it gives me the shit needed to be
the most meanest dude on this -- on this Earth
And since birth I've been cursed with this luck to yell FUCK
And just blurt this berserk and bizarre shit that works
And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve
all this tension n stress in dease these sentences
Gettin this stress that's been eatin me recently off of this chest
and I rest again peacefully
but at least have the decency in you
to leave me alone, when you freaks see me out
in the streets when I'm eatin or drinkin my water
to not come and fuck wit me
I don't know you and no,
I don't owe you a mo-therfuck-in thing
I'm not Mr. N'Sync, I'm not what your friends think
I'm not Mr. Friendly, I can be a prick
if you tempt me, I won't take it gentlyą
No patience is in me and if you offend me
I'm liftin you 10 feetą. in the air
I don't care who is there and who saw me just jaw you
call you a lawyer, file you a lawsuit
I'll smile in the courtroom and smack the judge's face
I'm tired of all you ą.
I don't meanąwell yeah I doą but all I can be is just me

[Chorus]

And I ain't, whatever what you say I ain't
I'm am NOT a mothafuckin bible saint
all, you preps get the hell away from me yo
'fore I make beckland rape youą(haha) she likes to go down lową(ewww!!!)
Cause I am, whatever I say I am
you don like dat, den fuck off, cause I donĘt give a damn
all you fags think yer better then ev-ery-body
well not better then me,ąill beat you till you bloodyą

[Eminem]
Sometimes I just feel like my father, I hate to be bothered
n the bull the preps sayąman, it's constant
And, ""Oh, it's his violent content -
- thatĘs why at school he sometimes gets rotten responses""
And all of this controversy circles me
and it seems like the teachers immediately
points fingers at me ą.
So I point one back at 'em, but not the index or pinkie
or the ring or the thumb, it's the one you put up
when you don't give a fuck, when you won't just put up
with the bullshit they pull, cause they full of shit too
When Kelsea eat too much and choke up her food
and they blame it on ME!!ą
For fucks SAKE
""People shes fat!!! (HELLO!) bitches like dis one have heart attacks if don't giv em' CAKE (DUH!)
Oh, now it's a tragedy
Now it's so sad to see, an ""upper class"" fatty( yeah rightą)
havin this happenin
then attack Danny cause I act this way (fuckerz)
But I'm glad cause they feed me the fuel that I need for the fire
to burn and it's burnin and I will return

[Chorus]


I'm so sick and tired of bein admired
that I wish that I would just die cause im tired
and Alan mounts Candice on the table! yeah right man! stop with the fablesąplease
Besides the damn thing would break.. and anyways they belong in stables
And my new fuckin school is into some pop-py sensation
fuck thatąI keep it real wit rock'n'roll stations
And I just do not got the patience
to deal with these cocky caucasians who think
I'm some wigger who just tries to be black cause I donĘt talk
with an accent, and I'm from milwaukee, so they always keep askin
the same fuckin questions (fuckin questions)..
What school did I go to, what hood I grew up in
The why, the who, what when, the where, and the how
'til I'm grabbin my hair and I'm tearin it out
cause they drivin me crazy I can't take it
I'm racin, I'm pacin, I 'm 'bout ta have a fit
And I'm thankful for ev-ery friend that I get
But I can't take a SHIT, in the bathroom
without someone standin by it
No I won't sign your autograph
You can call me an asshole, but then yer ass is dead

And you can say, whatever you fuckin want to say
One question though, do yer parents know yer ALL GAY???!!!
I don't want to here yer cool cause yer not
The guys may be gay here but the chickz are hotą
"
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