Song Parodies -> Til I Can Last
"Til I Collapse" Based on the performance by Eminem
"Til I Can Last" Parody by MakGonz
"Til I can last I don't know how long I can go
Maybe an hour or two or maybe thirty minutes or so
Cause when I'm on top, then I'm in control
and if I am not then I'm just not in control
Advisory thoughts, when I'm thinkin' of them
Got cake and eat it too, this feels like a sin
Multiple organisms seem to be going on all night long
Viagra is just not real enough
The toy playing and kinky shit with other stuff
Added with a collection of porno flicks shop
She's coming with me wheather you like it or not
The condom could not just put it on the spot to stop
Hit it several ways, about all day
Is this a miracle or am I just use to it gettin' up
Fo sheazy my neazy, this is the truth listen up
You hoezilles forgot, wizzle justs wants to fuck

[Chorus x2]
Till the clothes comes off, till the lights go out
Till my strength give out, just can't give up
Till the the time goes by - am I late? Perhaps
I'm a rip this shit, till I can last

Sex is like a bad drug
There's a great feeling I get when I'm doing it
This girl loving my dick
This is my moment and every single minute I spent hitting it
Gotta hold onto it, 'cause I may never hit it again
So when I'm in it am trying to get much experience as I can
Two hours gone by and that's the end
Last of the three months bouncing at the wits of my end
I got a list here's the order of my list it's in
It goes Jenny, Rachel, Lisa, and Tiffany
Roxanne from school, Angie, Omi, and then Mandy
And in this field there's gonna be a lot of heart breaks
When these ho's don't want me no more it does not offend me
You may see me walking around like I'm a little crazy
Only because the last girl I did is 'bout to have my baby
May dislike it but the man has to grow into me
Coming true from my past dream
You feel me

[Chorus]

When the 6-8 starts I eat the female heart
What is she thinkin, for me to be done first, smart
It's like these girls wanna hear those three little words
I'll probaly never get the girl I feel I ever deserve
My time has been served, my hit I gotta reserve
When I leave earth, some STD will probaly be the death of me first
But all and all I guess it could be so much worse
That's why I protect myself so I don't end up in a hurse
My thoughts, spontanious, I act, like I'm a addict
I do, like I'm addicted to sex like I'm a hooker
But I don't wanna play these girls like I'm a player
The fact is I would rather sit back and bomb their boyfriends
So this is like a full blown attack a certain person
Messed with me before and received some bad static
I really don't think you wanna go to the same place before
A thug image is me as you seen me, ready for war"
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