"Kim" Based on the performance by Eminem
"Jen" Parody by MakGonz
"Aww look poor innocent Jennys sleeping
That's my only girl
Seems as if we met yesterday
Walked and talked with you
Why did you become this way?
Can't believe I'm 'bout to do this
You know I care for you
I wish I could respect you
Wake up bitch
If you scream again I'll blow your fuckin brains out

[Me](Me as Jen)
(Okay)
Don't make me wake your dad
There's no way he needs to die too
Quit screaming bitch, why do you always make me mad at
you?
Why would you?
Just leave me and live with him out the blue
Oh, what's a matter Jen?
Am I not good for you?
Too bad bitch, am finally gonna speak my mind this
time
At first, I was all cool
You wanna diss me? That's fine!
But for Darald to take my place, are you out you're
mind?
Your life, your future, now it's all going to hell
How could you be with him and not me
Look me Jen
Look at your ex-lover now!
(No!)
I said look at him!
He's not playing around, is he?
Fuckin' bitch!
(Why are you doing this?)
Shut the fuck up!
(You're insane! You're going to go to jail for this!)
You think I give a fuck!
Come on we're going for a ride bitch
(No!)
Sit up front
(Well I can't just leave my dad, what if he finds
out?)
We'll be right back
Well I will you'll be in Lake Mead

1 So long, bitch you did me so wrong
I don't wanna go on
Living in this world without you (2x)

You really played me Jen
You really played the game over me
Never wouldn't guessed me playing you would come back
to haunt me
But we were never really close, just lovers
That was the year before
I thought we moved to the next level
Shits fucked up!
(I love you!)
Oh God my brain is racing
(I love you!)
What are you doing?
Put the phone down, you ain't calling no one
Think I'm playing this time as a big joke?
(No!)
There's an older guy lyin' dead with his heart out
In your driveway, ha-ha
What you think I'm kiddin' you?
You married him didn't you?
(No!)
Bullshit you bitch don't fucking lie to me
What the fuck's this guy's problem outside the window?
Fuck you asshole, yeah suck me
Jen, JEN!
Why did you play me?
I wasn't that good to you, is that it?
(It's not that!)
No you think I wasn't good
(Baby)
Get the fuck away from me, don't touch me
I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!
I SWEAR TO GOD I HATE YOU
OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU
How the fuck could you do this to me?
(Sorry!)
How the fuck could you do this to me?

Repeat 1 (2x)

Come on, over here
(I can't I'm scared)
I said over here bitch!
(Let go of my hair, please can we work things out)
(Please I love you, look I'll go back to Michigan with
you)
Fuck you, now I know you're lying
You hate snow, dislike the cold
Oh my God I'm loosin' it
Get a grip Matthew
Hey remember the time we went to Taco Bell?
And you told me about the drag queen who I was messin'
with?
That was funny wasn't it?
(Yes!)
That was funny wasn't it?
(Yes!)
See it all makes sense, doesn't it?
You and your lover get into a fight
One of us tries to grab my blade
And during the struggle he accidentally gets his wrist
deep sliced
(No!)
And while this is goin' on
Your mom walks in and she accidently gets shot
She dies and comes your dad and he ends up dead too
(Oh my God!)
So now they both dead and you slash your own throat
So now it's double homicide and suicide with no note
I should have known better when you started to meet me
somewhere
We could've...HEY! Where you going? Get back here!
You can't escape from me Jen
It's only an apartment!
You're only making this harder on yourself
Ha! Ha! Got'cha!
(Ahh!)
Ha! Go ahead yell!
Here I'll scream with you!
AH SOMEBODY HELP!
Don't you get it bitch, these walls are isolated
Now shut the fuck up and now get what you deserve
You were supposed to be with me
NOW KNEES! BITCH KNEES!
KNEES! GET ON YOUR KNEES! KNEES!
{*gun fired*}

Repeat 1 (2x)
"
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