"can all of you please shut up ?
can all of you please shut up ?
Will Jenny Craig please stand up?
I repeat, will the Jenny Craig please stand up?
We're gonna suffer here..

Y'all act like you never seen a fat ass before
bends over on the floor like Japanese fighter just burst in the door
and started roolin' around killin' worse than before
they first were forced, throwin food over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... ""Ah, crap, no way, jacky chan,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?""
And Jenny Craig said... nothing you idiots!
Jenny Craig dead, she's overweighted! (Ha-ha!)
overweight women loves Jenny Craig he he he
Slim Shitty, I'm sick of him
roll on him, spinnin around squeezing his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who,"" ""Yeah, but jacky's so cute though!""
Yeah, probably got a double screwed in their ass loose
But no better, than what's goin on in your masturbate rooms
Sometimes, I wanna get horny and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for french teachers to hump a dead corpse
""My crotch is on your lips, my crotch is on your lips""
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little lick
And that's the video that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's tit is
Of course they gonna know what blow job is
By the time they hit fifth grade
They got the Comedy Channel don't they?
""We ain't nothing but mammals.."" Well, some of us are animals
who eat other people bloody like raptiles{*SLURP*}
But if we can hump dead cannibals and envelopes
then there's no reason that a man and an animal can't eat balls
{*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the hornydote
Women open your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)

I'm real Shitty, yes I'm real Shitty
All you other really Shittys are just imitating
So won't the real Shitty please shut up,
please shut up, please shut up?

[Eminem]
lockmith don't gotta cuss in his rape to sell his records;
well I do, so f**k him and I'll f**k you too!
You think I give a damn about a Miami?
Half of you people can't even stomp me, let alone fuck me
""But shit, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?""
Why? So you guys could just r*pE to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to slimy ears?
Shit, japanese fighter better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Rock stars and fight-to-dust
and hear 'em argue over who she gave cheer to first
You little b*tch, put me on blast on ATV
""Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's butt's big, hee-hee!""
I should download the porno off britney
and show the whole world how you gave M&M candy {*AHHH!*}
I'm sick of you mutated girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to r*pE you {*bzzzt*}
And there's a zillion of us just like me
who look like me; who just don't give a f**k like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

Chorus

[Eminem]
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you suck kock with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or spicecoated at all
I just get on the dick and spit it
and whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just shit it
better than ninety percent of you overweightness
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these condoms like Chocolate
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm ninety
I'll be the only person in the bar flirting
lickin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I'm a jerk but this whole fall of niagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim shitty flirtin
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your candy rings
{*HACH*} Or in the parkin lot, suciding
Screaming ""I don't give a fuck!""
with his face down and his ass up
So, will the real shitty please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

Chorus 2X

[Eminem]
Ha ha
Guess there's a slim shitty in all of us
suck it, let's all fuck up
"