Desperate Me

Body lice, its lame need a chemist

A trailer park girl won't look me in the eye
Look me in the eye
Look me in the eye
A trailer park girl won't look me in the eye
Look me in the eye
Look me in the eye

Guess what's blue
Blue again
My balls are blue
Need girl friend

They might turn black
Might turn black
Might turn black
Might turn black
Might turn black
Might turn black
Might turn black...
Na na na
Again, again, again, again, again, again,
Na na na
Again, again, again, again

My dick is a monster, but nobody wants to see my martian and balls,
She wants the gravy I can't give her,
But if ya want gravy this is what I'll give ya,
A little of my seed if you're a good licker,
Some disease that'll start and infect quicker,
And the check when I get checked at the hospital,
By the doctor when I'm in pain and ulcerating,
Always hard as a rock and masturbating,
Waited so long for the sex and ladies,
Cause their blue, you're on the rag, both degrading.
Want you on my knob Ms Blood Drainy,
But you won't let me, you're ovulating,
Girls that I see won't screw me,
Or blow me, won't even touch me,
They always shut down my Naked TV,
And no one feels lonely, without me,
So, jump on my dick, front bum on my lips,
Suck that, ill cum on your lips, grope your tits,
And get ready cause my balls are getting heavy,
I've fell in love with a doll, fucked a Betty!

Now this is the perfect girl for me,
It is anybody, that can breathe,
All they need is an open pussy,
That feels so empty, Without Me!

Now this is the perfect girl for me,
It is anybody, that can breathe,
All they need is an open pussy,
That feels so empty, Without Me!

A little hellion, I'm feeling rebellious,
Embarrassed I got caught stroking my pelvis,
I start feeling like fuck it I'm hopeless,
Till someone comes along in a Nissan with his BITCH!
A visionary, visions are hairy,
Could start a revolution, of skirts in airways,
Ill revel, so just let me look and mask,
The fact that I saw your panty clad ass,
Its such a disaster, its a gas mask need,
That I smell so much like my ass you cant breathe
Lick my sack, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Fix my bent antenna, tune it in, then I'm gonna enter in,
Camera up in your house I'm a grinner,
You're the centre of attention, I'm a sinner,
It's interesting, best thing since jelly wrestling,
Infesting in a girls closet and nesting,
Testing, attention please,
Feel the tension soon as someone hears me,
Smell my cum scents, my other scent's just me,
A pervert, who's sent? The cops are sent for me?

Now this is the perfect girl for me,
It is anybody, that can breathe,
All they need is an open pussy,
That feels so empty, Without Me!

Now this is the perfect girl for me,
It is anybody, that can breathe,
All they need is an open pussy,
That feels so empty, Without Me!

Risked it, Passed it, I need tit and rat with,
Any girl whos taking this dick, that dick,
Lick my Patrick, ill root your ass with,
No worse than a little limp dick you bastard,
And Moby Dick? You'll get squashed by my prick,
You're a deep sea diving marine fat shit,
Don't know me, stories old, let's go,
It over, nobody wishes for me no,
Now let's go, just give me the signal,
I'll be there with my dick in my hand not my fault,
I don't elope; I unfill my own pencil,
Ever since I got my first dick pimple,
But sometimes I break the seams,
Of my condom and it disgusts me,
But I'm already disgusting,
And cum is not so easy to clean,
Hot blondes are not the queens of controversy,
But are the best thing since lesbo orgies,
To do amateur porn so successfully,
And keep my jerking so very healthy,
Hey! Theres a concept that works,
Twenty million other white slappers emerge,
But no matter how many sluts there may be,
None of them want to get with me,

Now this is the perfect girl for me,
It is anybody, that can breathe,
All they need is an open pussy,
That feels so empty, Without Me!

Now this is the perfect girl for me,
It is anybody, that can breathe,
All they need is an open pussy,
That feels so empty, Without Me!

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Tits!