"The Real Cotton Picker"

[Maestro]
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Cotton Picker please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Cotton Picker please stand up?
We're gonna have a crazy coon here..

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Whippin blacks all on the floor like Kuta, Kinta just burst out the whip
and started whippin his ass worse than before
he first was whipped, thrown in prison (Ahh!)
It's the return of the...nigger "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's a nigger, he's locked in my shower! (Ha-ha!)
Getting fucked up the ass by black men

"Cotton Pickers, I'm sick of them
Look at them, walkin around grabbin his shackles
Pickin the you-know-what," "Yeah, but he's on welfare though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of whips up in my closest loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in the north farms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Tom Green to enslave a nigger w/o food
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
My bum is on your big fat nigger lips
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a nig dick size is
Of course they gonna know what the dick size is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the BET don't they?
"We ain't nothing but slave masters.." Well, some of us niggas
who cut other niggers open like fried chicken
But if we can whip dead blacks and there hoes
then there's no reason that a black man and another whit man can't elope
[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

[Chorus: Maestro (repeat 2X)]

'Cause I'm the Slave Killa, yes I'm the real Killa
All you other Slave Killa are just imitating
So won't the real Slave Killa please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

[Maestro]
Tom Cruise don't whip slves in his fields to make money;
well I want to, so whip him and whip you too!
You think I give a damn about a Black?
Half of you whites can't even out pick me, let alone out whip me
"But Stro, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Arie Spears?
Shit, he better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and hear 'em argue over who he gave a whip to first
I should upload a black rape on DVD
and show the whole world how you gave a little white girl VD [AHHH!]
I'm sick of you little girls and black boys, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to enslave you [bzzzt]
And there's a million of us just like me
who whip like me; who just don't give a black anything
who whip like me; whip, whip and whip like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite enslaving as me!

[Chorus]

[Maestro]
I'm like a black guy to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your showering room
The only difference is I got the fields to pick it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or whip um to hard at all
I just get on the stage and brand um
and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just kill um
better than ninety percent of you masters out there
Then you wonder how can blacks can pick up these cottons um a dockers
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm blacks are goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the fields picking n lurkin
Pinchin whites asses when the slaves are free and lurkin
And I'm whipin but this whole bag of cotton isn't working
And every single person is a free man lurkin
He could be hopin on welfare, spittin in your blunt n' things
[*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't know dat slut!"
with his pants down and his dick up
So, will the real Cotton Picker please stand up?
And put each of those hands on each cuff up?
And be proud to be racialized and outta the south
and one more time, quick as you can, pick that cotton go!

[Chorus 4X]

[Maestro]
Ha ha
Guess there's a little nig in all of us
Fuck it, let's all pick cotton up