Just Choose It
By: Josh Christensen

Ok...
Guess who's back?
back again
Jedi back
tell a friend.

Well look at all these guys that you can adore,
you can abhor, from the clone War
Well look at these guys that you can adore
Swinging chop...it is sublime

They all get a lightsaber, you can gift wrap
they don't need a stinkin' percussion cap
and I don't mean cap that goes on your face
They take their starfighters straight through deep space
ha ha ha ha ha ha
Don't worry, the weapons of the Jedi don't make much noise
They don't come from some cheap place in Illinois.
and they don't ride motorcycles
The Jedi got sweet rides, (they're all insured by Geico)
You won't catch them doing petty crimes
They do good deeds at least a million times
vice squad, they'd easily fight beside
Renown throughout the whole worldwide
With the force they act all hardcore
You'll agree with their control
When you see their sabers glow
I'd do what they want bro, just submit.
Give a little "I quit!" It's ok. [Slash sound]
Oops, now I'm in my crypt.
And everyone just heard you give a yip.

Now watch as they all advance
check your stance
Yeah boy feel that sting,
Flags unfurl, 'furl 'furl 'furl
They must have done some curls
Just don't abuse it (ha ha ha ha ha)
abuse it (ha ha ha ha ha)
You're lazy (ha ha ha ha ha)
Good gravy! Good gravy, gravy!

One betrayed, he's in dismay
from the light and dark he will sway
Jedi he doesn't potray, I don't care which way
Now he doesn't care who he slays
Cruisin' on the spaceway,
He turns on some Green Day,
Can't put the top down,
He tried a long time ago
The force isn't showin'
All he knows is when he gets there
Someone he will disembody

"Excuse me, do you think I'm captain Kirk?
I'm a Jedi, not some Trekkie Jerk!
If you say that again then I do swear
that you'll see the glow of my saber's blare.
"Now, what's your game boy, what's your style?"
"Man, you must be completely blind!"
Hey! (ha ha)
I tricked your mind!
I got you from behind

[Chorus]

There's no way, they'll just say "sup?"
In the midst of all this rappin'
They say they were gunning all those ships
screaming (ha ha ha ha)
Well they're not sorry, you can still see the embers
All they know is this much, they don't feel guilty
They said "Behave now boy we got you on tape
yellin at all the fighers "Don't act shoddy!"

Now this is the part when they should skip town
The war's intense on the battleground
The sweat is dripping down their brow
It ends with fatality, they're back in the habit
Yo, were in the battle? Here we'll firmly stand!
Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie
If they're winning they wont act snobby.
Fella's (WHAT?!) Fella's (WHAT?!)
The battles over now were zealous (WHAT?!)
Black guys, white guys, skinny guys, fat guys,
tall guys, small guys, I'm calling all guys
The Jedi have all won the war
now they can join the peace corps
Just teasin', that'd be treason
Just go (ha ha ha ha)
Don't start sneezing.

[Chorus]

UmMmmMmm, don't act gaudy
UmMmmMmm, don't act gaudy
Ooh boy just don't act gaudy
I mean girl just don't act gaudy