"Ya'll act like you've never seen a paraplegic before
Get off your high horse
Like Christopher Reeve on the equestrian course
Falling head over heels for Mr. Ed's talkin'
Do you remember him when he was Christopher Walken (aaaaaah)
Lois Lane down the 'bridal' path...?
""Awww...wait, no wait, you're fibbing,
he didn't just 'channel' Eminem again,
did he?""
and Teller said...
Nothing you idiots. Teller don't squeal
His Penn pal is David Coppafeel.



Sometimes your sister gives me fellatio
I can't blow my own Horn, else I'd be Horatio.
Her tongue is on my prick, Her tongue is on my prick
Triple dog dare--frozen to me like Flick
Ralphie keeps an eye out as ""The Cyclops Kid""
A Red Ryder in the hands of his lunatic fringe
Of course they're gonna know what a massacre is
by the time they get their AK's
They got My Weekly Reader, don't they?
"