Went out last night in South Alabama,
Got My head in my hands while I'm trying to remember,
What I did last night that got me in the slammer,
What was I drinkin'?

I called my brother billy just to see if i could make bail,
He slowly made his way up to the county jail,
Shook his head at me and told me not to raise hell,
What were you drinkin'?

I didn't ask how much he had to pay,
I was ready to go out and play!

Chorus
Cause I was thinkin bout a long neck,
Double-fisting shots with my older brother Billy by me.
While he's drivin' I'll be turkey-neckin' in the front seat,
Hopin' that I dont puke or pee.
Oh tomorrow I'll dread this feeling Wonderin....
What was I drinkin'?

It's 1pm and the night's just beginning,
I'm staring at the ceiling and its already spinning,
Out-drank my brother so I must be winning,
But what were we drinking?
By 5pm I's about to toss my cookies,
but I aint gonna cause I aint no rookie,
On a night like this gotta get me some nookie,
Lets keep drinkin.....

Oh lets go raise some hell
I hope i dont end up in jail

Chorus

I was headed to my truck with some bleach blond floozy
We're both tore up and feeling kinda woozie,
We got settled in and she leaned in and kissed me,
What was she drinkin?

I finally got her home a little half passed too late
she fell out of the truck and puked in the driveway,
Guess she kinda had to find out the hard way
not to go drinkin...
oh dont go out drinkin
with me

I woke up in bed again....
With this girl and then another man.....!

Chorus

Oh i know how ill be feeling
but what the hell was i drinking?
fuck!