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Song Parodies -> White Sock (I Will Go Down On This Chick)
"White Flag" Based on the performance by Dido
"White Sock (I Will Go Down On This Chick)" Parody by Mr. Microwave Corrected from my last submission, because I screwed up on the Parody Author and the Original Performer...
I know you think that I couldn't get any
Cause I'm too fat But she didn't think it, ‘cause I'm feeling her tits (And oh my God's she's flat) She promised, “I am trying to make your cock harder” I tell by how she purrs Then she goes down with her lips Although most chicks think I'm too slender She's glad to not gag while on my dong She's a slut for small wee-wees I know I'm lacking in sex And seduction To get her into bed When I say something I stumble Can't understand What the hell that I just said But since she lived by the title “Cock Sucker” And since I am not immense She says, “Go down on me bitch! I will hold my legs up while you lick there I will never brag about you whore This ain't love, this is foreplay” When our “lips” meet It was a thrill She was shaved bare Smooth as fish gills I won't suck ass No anal tongue But for your pink That I'll munch on I will go down on this chick She will push my head down for more power I had tied a white sock upon my door Don't barge in, won't do three-ways “You will go down on my clit Date? Ha! Yeah, how about never? You're just a free shag, not my lover Liked your butt, now just eat me” Won't let me suck on her tits Although damn her body's a splendor There are a few porn mags across my floor I'm her slut, I'm a freebee Your Vote Counts
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ME AND MOM PULLED INTO THE G@r@ge when dido $@ng pu$h the door i'm home @ l@$t
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