"Her butt's real big I'm wondering why it shakes from side to side
When she's walking down the hall I can't see at all
And even if I tried to pass her I'd get stuck between her rolls
It reminds me that it's all real flab, it's all real flab

Her pants are tight as well her shirt she fell right in the dirt
Now the Grand Canyon is in my town and ouch that really hurt
I fell right in that man-made hole she dug with her jumbo butt cheeks
It reminds me that she's made of flab, she's made of flab

And I want to warn you that she's not a runaway cow
And oh just to see around her it would give us hope some how

She ate my cookies and my cake her butt looks like a lake
With all those waves in motion it's more like an ocean
And even if you tried to surf on it you'd get stuck between her cheeks
It reminds me that she's made of flab, it's all real flab

And I want to warn you that she's not a runaway cow
And oh just to see around her it would give us hope somehow
"