"Now that I am out of the depot
i'm out to get ya
Give you a lift to your stop
and then I let ya
Step down off my bus straight after
I bid ya
A fond farewell and tell you to
mind your step there
you thought you could sneak on, you bum
should know i'm wiser
Please read the sign, stay behind the line
don't distract the driver
you thought I didn't see you smokin
but i'm smarter
You thought I wouldn't roll without
an inspector
Lookin in the rear-view all day
makes my neck hurt


i'm a bus driver what
i'm not gonna give up what
at the bus stop what
i'm gonna pull over what
i'm a bus driver what i'm gonna make it
what
i'm a bus driver what keep on the bus route what

if it gets too hot I adjust the
air condition
since I passed the test I kept my
perfect vision
you thought i couldn't last without
another testin'
i always liked to drive so I decided
to earn a livin'
In this proffession I'm gettin'
to be on top
thought I wouldn't see you kids spray tags
on the bus stop
thought that i would self destruct
but i'm still here
I just reported them
to my superiors

CHORUS

After my day of stress
I come home to rest
A couple becks, some sex and lots of cigarettes
and then I sit back
and switch on the radio
and then I sit back
pre-recorded game on the video
and then I sit back
and read Bus Driving Weekly magazine
and then I sit back
and meditate over my route next week
and then I sit back
Thinking about how buses help our environment
Travelling on public transport is the best way for that

CHORUS

after all of the friendly passengers
i get my happiness
if i surround myself with a bullet-proof shield
i'll keep the depot's prosperity

CHORUS x 2
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