"My grandma's got the key-key to my nardz

Everynite, using baby wipes
Grandma cleans off my hot and sticky pipe
As you know, she services me all the time

Face white, she just ate my ass wipe
When she's in bed, she seems to think it's alright
She's only 75

(refrain)

She's from the other side of the nursing
Where she just got fucked in the nose
My grandma's got the key to my nardz

(chorus)

My grandma's got the key to my nardz
And now I'm afraid of the dark
When she's in bed all you hear is her fart
After you give her anal sex in the park

(refrain)

She's from the other side of the nursing home
Where she just got fucked in the nose
She's got the keys to my nardz

Any other time my grandma'd like to
Give some oral sex to you
To where she bears the ""too loose"" mark

(chorus)

My grandma's got the key to my nardz
And now I'm afraid of the dark
When she's in bed, all you hear is her fart
After you give her anal sex in the park

Another look at her old face
I'm about to hurl right next to you
A month old big black terdy taste
Is what tastes like her pussy juice
Smells from a million miles away
My grandma's just to fuckin' loose
Cuz if she passes gas, I'll do the same

Now my grandma's got the key to my nardz
The way she sucks them is bazaar

Now my grandma's got the key to my nardz
In bed, I'm not alone and afraid of the dark

Now she's got the key to my nardz

Face white, she just ate my ass wipe"