Song Parodies -> Penis Freak
"Jesus Freak" Based on the performance by DC Talk
"Penis Freak" Parody by S.T.G.
"Killed some people,
With my jagged saw.
Took some big extracted photos,
Of a broken-down jaw.
Sliced and diced gays,
And ate them all up.
When the cops came a runnin',
I just quitted the ****.


I saw a fag with taboo on his big fat belly.
Found his dissected head next to wasted grape jelly.
It took me a while to get out the stench,
Cause I had three other heads in the jugs and in the fridge.
Penis Rave, name is Jeffery. He's a serial killer who's keen.
He stood in the kitchen in the middle of Milwaukee,
And he claimed that he was clean.

What will people think,
When they hear that I'm a penis freak?
What will the police do,
When they find that it's true?
My name is Jeffery,
Yes, I killed a bunch of penis freaks.
Cause there ain't no disguising the truth.

Donner party, was death by gain.
I've been judged by the press, the peeps,
And also the gays.
The dumb and snobby, they see me as weak,
Cause I'm a perverted guy, and died in a penitentiary.

There was a cop from the ghetto with guns in his hand,
The blood that he saw, was from the gay dead.
The words that I spoke made the media assume,
There's wasn't to much respect in the other room.
With skins in the sack, and hair everyplace.
The lawyers accused me, that I masturbate.
The Americans tripped when they heard me speak.
They thought the sweet ole' fag, ain't no penis freak.

What will people think,
When they hear that I'm a penis freak?
What will the police do,
When they find that it's true?
My name is Jeffery,
Yes, I killed a bunch of penis freaks.
Cause there ain't no disguising the truth.

People know I'm gay,
Does that make me a pervert?
I made out with a gay who was a ranger.
People know I'm gay,
Does that make me a pervert?
I made out with a gay who was a ranger.

What will people think,
When they hear that I'm a penis freak?
What will the police do,
When they find that it's true?
My name is Jeffery,
Yes, I killed a bunch of penis freaks.
Cause there ain't no disguising the truth.

What will people think?
What will people think?
What will people do?
What will people do?
I don't really care.
What else can I say.
There ain't no disguising the truth.
Jeffery Dahmer's gay.
"
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mike - January 27, 2023 - Report this comment
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MIKE - September 04, 2023 - Report this comment
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MIKE - January 01, 2024 - Report this comment
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