A homing swine, shit on the poptarts, and then my seal died.
I started looking at Barney Rubble's terds, then I started cooking in their juices,

Balls on chin, I got a kanga-roo to rape my hens,
I've got to tell Hugh not to crowd my gnomes,
Then I'll start the cooking of the homing swine.

And the truth is, that I kiss dudes,
The Vermouth fizzed, and I shit blue stones,
And the truth is, that I kiss Jews toes.

A homing swine, came back to taunt me with a veal pie,
I threw up some bile and I crapped that pie,
Who threw that violin at Danny Glover?

Cum on Ben, I've got to sell shoes to Iranians,
I've got to melt glue to these loud-ass gnomes,
Then I'll start the cooking of the homing swi-i-i-i-ine,

And the truth is, that I kiss dudes,
The Vermouth fizzed, and I pissed through a hose,
-yeah i'm wire-er-er-rd, how come i pissed through a hose?

OUTRO:

...So I caught Shaq ra-ping and gro-ping Lars,
So I mauled yaks, ewes, hens and goats with horns,
Give my socks back you stu-pid wraun-chy whore,
Yes my balls cracked be-cause of o-pen sores.