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"Goodies" Based on the performance by Ciara ft. Petey Pablo
"Testies" Parody by Zack Fleming Zack Fleming is BACK in the SACK with his new Parody- My TESTIES
My testies, My testies, My testies
Not my testies! [Verse 1: Petey Pablo] I got a sick reputation for handlin balls All I need is me a few seconds or more. And in my crap Tell valet to bring my 'Dak (dick) And I ain't comin back So you can put a dong right there. I'm the truth And ain't got nothin' to prove. An you can ask anybody Cuz they seen me do it. Fags with wangs, I squeeze right through 'em I'm used to 'em. Throw those two you want it's no use. You still won't have a lump in a fabulous scrotum On his back pickin' out bundles of chode. (I love those two) Yeah balls and stick I love you too. Ha Ha You know how I chew.. [Hook: Ciara] You may look at me and think that I'm Just a young girl But I'm not im just a young Boy. Baby this is why I'm draggin' for: Sexy, independent, down to spend it type that's gettin' his dough I'm not bein too dramatic that's the way I gotta touch it. [Chorus: Ciara] I bet you want my testies. Bet you thought about 'em. Got you all hot and bonered. Mayb' cuz I talk about 'em. Lookin for the testies Keep on lookin' cuz they stay in the scrot (as in Scrotum) Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oh Oh-oht [Verse 2: Ciara] Just because you got a penis I'm gonna bone with you. You will get the "Chodie" an' the testies I'm no rookie. And still I'm Sexy, an Cross Dressin' I got a stick so you already know. I'm not bein too dramatic that's the way I gotta touch it You think u got a tiny dick Tryna hit But I'm not dumb I'm not bein too dramatic it's just how I gotta touch it [Chorus] [Verse 3: Petey Pablo] So damn hot but so young. Still got the milk on ya tongue Slow down faggy one And you ain't got big balls Hey Homlit You think you a fag but you ain't a fag I'll show you what fag is. fag is when you capable of beadin' the Manliest. I been workin' at it since I decided on this plan And I ain't quite there yet but I'm gettin' better at it. Matter of fact, Lemme tell it to you one mo' again All I got to do is tell a boy who I am (FAGGY!) Ain't naa dick in here dat I can't have Bada boom bada bam ba bam! [Verse 4: Ciara] You're insinuating that I'm hot But these testies boy are not Just for any of the many men that's tryna get on top. No you can't call me later And I don't want your chode. I'm changin' clothes Just respect the play I'm callin'. [Chorus (2X)] Uh...Yeah...Uh...Yeah Uh Uh Uh This Song is Copyrighted
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