Song Parodies -> Dick Rider
"Fighter" Based on the performance by christina aguilera
"Dick Rider" Parody by Del Del
I wrote this song because there is this girl that acts as if she wants to fuck but when the time comes she changes her mind.FOR THREE YEARS THIS THIS WENT ON!This is me expressing my anger.
"Ya Said I
I could bang you
but then
my balls turn blue
cause when
the time comes up
you won't fuck
I give up, fucking you is too tough
you claimed
you just relized
that your
couchies too tight
And for
Three years you played
all the same
couchie games
gave me testical pain(blue balls)

Confusing me don't you see you can't keep
playing these couchie games with a frustraited virgin( no thats wong)turned down my schlong)

Please stop calling me stalking me making me think on the phone that you want to bone
cause it's never true
So I do not want to fuck you

Chourus:
Cause your keeping me a virgin much longer
Gettting ass from you is much harder
maybe if ya spread ya legs wider
you could probably be a dick rider
If you won't fuck, don't come over
don't even try to give me a boner
if we not fucking ,then go home girl
cause this virgin needs a dick rider

Fuck no,I don't,need no ass from you baby

Hefer
I do not need
your damn
unpopped cherry
Therefor
you can just keep
your couchie
And I'll keep
my virginity(for now)
I heard
You screaming ouch
saying
Please take it out
Before I put it in she keeps saying she's in pain
I think the bitch is insane(fuck this)

Too many comdoms we wasted, Lets face it, were not fucking ,I Don't want the pussy nomore I give up ,Too much damn work

Always saying you wanted to fuck when, I'm never around ,So I say out loud
Keep your couchie now,
Cause I do not wanna fuck you


Chourus:
Cause your keeping me a virgin much longer
Gettting ass from you is much harder
maybe if ya spread ya legs wider
you could probably be a dick rider
If you won't fuck don't come over
don't even try to give me a boner
if we not fucking ,then go home girl
cause this virgin needs a dick rider

In the past, I thought I could last,
without gettting no ass from you,
Every things different now because
I do not want pussy from you
you say it's too big,It won't fit,thats bullshit,
my dick aint that O.D,
but now it's clear to see YOU-WON'T -FUCK-ME

I am a virgin baby
cause you refuse to fuck me
made up any excuse
just so we don't fuck


Chourus :
Cause your keeping me a virgin much longer
Gettting ass from you is much harder
maybe if ya spread ya legs wider
you could probably be a dick rider
If you won't fuck don't come over
don't even try to give me a boner
if we not fucking ,then go home girl
cause this virgin needs a dick rider

You said that we would fuck
but I'm
Still a virgin(why)
I'm still a virgin(Why)
cause we aint fuckin
You said that we would fuck
but I'm
Still a virgin(why)
I'm still a virgin(Why)
cause we aint fuckin

Chourus :
your keeping me a virgin much longer
Gettting ass from you is much harder
maybe if ya spread ya legs wider
you could probably be a dick rider
If you won't fuck don't come over
don't even try to give me a boner
if we not fucking ,then go home girl
cause this virgin needs a dick rider
"
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