Song Parodies -> Dick Rider
I wrote this song because there is this girl that acts as if she wants to fuck but when the time comes she changes her mind.FOR THREE YEARS THIS THIS WENT ON!This is me expressing my anger.
"Ya Said I
I could bang you but then my balls turn blue cause when the time comes up you won't fuck I give up, fucking you is too tough you claimed you just relized that your couchies too tight And for Three years you played all the same couchie games gave me testical pain(blue balls) Confusing me don't you see you can't keep playing these couchie games with a frustraited virgin( no thats wong)turned down my schlong) Please stop calling me stalking me making me think on the phone that you want to bone cause it's never true So I do not want to fuck you Chourus: Cause your keeping me a virgin much longer Gettting ass from you is much harder maybe if ya spread ya legs wider you could probably be a dick rider If you won't fuck, don't come over don't even try to give me a boner if we not fucking ,then go home girl cause this virgin needs a dick rider Fuck no,I don't,need no ass from you baby Hefer I do not need your damn unpopped cherry Therefor you can just keep your couchie And I'll keep my virginity(for now) I heard You screaming ouch saying Please take it out Before I put it in she keeps saying she's in pain I think the bitch is insane(fuck this) Too many comdoms we wasted, Lets face it, were not fucking ,I Don't want the pussy nomore I give up ,Too much damn work Always saying you wanted to fuck when, I'm never around ,So I say out loud Keep your couchie now, Cause I do not wanna fuck you Chourus: Cause your keeping me a virgin much longer Gettting ass from you is much harder maybe if ya spread ya legs wider you could probably be a dick rider If you won't fuck don't come over don't even try to give me a boner if we not fucking ,then go home girl cause this virgin needs a dick rider In the past, I thought I could last, without gettting no ass from you, Every things different now because I do not want pussy from you you say it's too big,It won't fit,thats bullshit, my dick aint that O.D, but now it's clear to see YOU-WON'T -FUCK-ME I am a virgin baby cause you refuse to fuck me made up any excuse just so we don't fuck Chourus : Cause your keeping me a virgin much longer Gettting ass from you is much harder maybe if ya spread ya legs wider you could probably be a dick rider If you won't fuck don't come over don't even try to give me a boner if we not fucking ,then go home girl cause this virgin needs a dick rider You said that we would fuck but I'm Still a virgin(why) I'm still a virgin(Why) cause we aint fuckin You said that we would fuck but I'm Still a virgin(why) I'm still a virgin(Why) cause we aint fuckin Chourus : your keeping me a virgin much longer Gettting ass from you is much harder maybe if ya spread ya legs wider you could probably be a dick rider If you won't fuck don't come over don't even try to give me a boner if we not fucking ,then go home girl cause this virgin needs a dick rider " Your Vote Counts
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