"The Devil went to the whore house,
he was looking for a ho.
He was in a bind
in what he couldn't find
he didn't know where to go.
When he came up to a pimp daddy
and looking real hot
the devil jumped up and said,
""Pimp let me tell you what.

I bet you didn't know it
but I'm a pimp daddy too.
And if you care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you.
Now you got a real nice whore
but give the devil his due.
I bet an arm wreastling match against your ho
'Cause I think I'm better than you.""

The boy said,""My name is Johnny
and it might be a sin
but I'll take your bet,your gonna regret
I'm the best pimp there's ever been.""

Johnny crack your knuckles and count your wages
'Cause the devil's been pumpin' iron seince the middle ages.
And if you win you get to be an average joe
but if you loose the devil gets youe ho.

The devil grabbed Johnny's hand and said,
""I'll start this show.""
As fire flew from his finger tips
""I'm raring to go!""

Both their fists went back and forth
Who would get the dame?
It was Johnny who was victorious.
He had won the game.

the devil bowed his head
because he knew he had been beat.
All he could see was the ground
and Johnny's feet.

Johnny said,""Devil,just come back if you ever want my whore.
It will cost you 50 bucks you son-of-bitch.""
The devil walked out the door.

The devil has not lost before.
He will have to look for another whore.
But if he won this match.
The devil would be rich off of selling ass."