Song Parodies -> Jesus Take The Ball
"Jesus Take The Wheel" Based on the performance by Carrie Underwood
"Jesus Take The Ball" Parody by Sarah Akard
For Bronco Fans, It's Tebow TIme!!!!
Jesus, Take the Ball
Written By Sarah Akard
Sung to Carrie Underwood's Jesus, Take the Wheel

Their flying next weekend on their way to Massachusetts
For a playoff fantasy.
Champ to cover Welker and delivering Von Miller to Mr. Tom Brady
Two more games to go, receivers running low cause Decker blew his knee.
It's been a hard fought year.

Big Ben and the Steelers tied the game up
And Our hearts came to a stop.
Before we knew it we were waiting for the overtime clock.
the season flashed before their eyes
haven't been here since 2005
Fans get so scared
When the pigskin hits the air

Jesus take the ball
Take it from his hands
He can't do it on his own
He's going long
Give Royal a Chance
Bless him with some coverage blown
Jesus take the ball.

Saw Thomas down the middle and adjusted just a little
Before he let it go
Triple covered by defenders in the backfield looking like a pro.
One stiff arm and a breakaway
Giving Tebow extra time to pray
We aaallllllll stared
The ref through his hands up in the air

Jesus take the ball
take it from his hands
He can't do this on his own
He's handing off
McGahees on the go
Lead him to that open whole
Jesus take the ball

Ooh, Jesus take the ball
Ooh, take it from his hands
Lead us to the Super Bowl
It's been our dream
Since Elway left the game
To find a man to lead this team

Jesus sent Tebow
Ooh, Tebow Tebow Tebow
Ooh, ooh, wah ah ooh ooh
Copyright Sarah Akard 2012
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