Song Parodies -> Feed Me, Maybe
"Call Me Maybe" Based on the performance by Carly Rae Jepsen
"Feed Me, Maybe" Parody by Thomas Wilson
I ate some fish and I swell
Don't ask me, I'll never tell
I looked to you as I growl
And now you're in my way
I trade my soul for a dish
Pennies and dimes for a shake
I wasn't craving for this
But now you're in my way
Your food was starin', sweat, grease, fries were burnin'
Hot cook, burgers grillin'
Where you think you're going baby?

Hey I'm just hungry
And this is crazy
But here's my number
So feed me, maybe?
It's hard to cook right,
Ain't it baby
But here's my number,
So feed me, maybe?
Hey I'm just hungry
And this is crazy
But here's my number
So feed me, maybe?
And all the other places
Try to feed me
But here's my number
So feed me, maybe?

You took your time with the food
I took no time with the drink
You gave me nothing at all
But still, you're in my way
I beg, and borrow, and steal
At first taste, and it's good
I didn't know I would chew it
But it's in my way
Your food was starin', sweat, grease, fries were burnin'
Hot cook, burgers grillin'
Where you think you're going baby?

Hey I'm just hungry
And this is crazy
But here's my number
So feed me, maybe?
It's hard to cook right,
Ain't it baby
But here's my number,
So feed me, maybe?
Hey I'm just hungry
And this is crazy
But here's my number
So feed me, maybe?
And all the other places
Try to feed me
But here's my number
So feed me, maybe?

Before you came into my life
I missed food so bad
I missed food so bad
I missed it so, so bad
Before you came into my life
I missed food so bad
And you should know that
I missed it so, so bad
It's hard to cook right,
Ain't it baby
But here's my number,
So feed me, maybe?
Hey I'm just hungry
And this is crazy
But here's my number
So feed me, maybe?
And all the other places
Try to feed me
But here's my number
So feed me, maybe?
Before you came into my life
I missed food so bad
I missed food so bad
I missed it so, so bad
Before you came into my life
I missed food so bad
And you should know that
So feed me, maybe
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