Song Parodies -> I Know What You Got
"I Know What You Want" Based on the performance by Busta Rhymes
"I Know What You Got" Parody by Lawrence C Rush Jr
This is why you use protection. lol
I Know What You Got


Chorus: x2
Baby if you give it to me
I'll give it to you
I know what you got
'cause it's contagious

Baby if you give it to me
I'll give it to you
I know what you got
I gave it to ya


V1. (Spliff Starr)
Been tryin' ta hit it for a few weeks
'cause of those cheeks [no space]
Finally peeped my game [no space]
And then we rendez-vous in the sheets
What do you think of that
No more jimmy hats
But I didn't quit
Had to hit
Needed scratches on my back
But now I'm agitated
Fire when I urinated
Hurtin' really bad
How much longer
Can I tolerate it
Listen, ma
I'm just irritated
'cause of my lust
Infected
Procreated unprotected

(Baby Sham)
hey yo to really be honest
I couldn't tell you were infected
Shoulda thought about that before
I hit unprotected
Now my balls are inflamed
And really hurtin'
But I'm blaming all my pain on me girl
Because I'm dirty
But the worst part about it
I was sick anyway
With the clap
And two kinds of herpes baby
You got burnt by disease
From my try-fa-lin ways
Run and get a check-up now
'cause it'll burn in three days
(I got you, ma)

Chorus: x2

V2. (Busta Rhymes)
Mommy listen,
I know you're itchin' and burnin'
And pickin' bugs off you
And now you're hatin' me baby
Because I gave it to you
You shoulda thought about protection before
You went and gave it to a brotha
That you ain't even know
I never meant to make you
Swollen and burnin' and red
And all because of the jungle love
We made in the bed
Baby
Now you're a patient
And waitin' to get your blood work done
Please learn this lesson
Protect it before you have more fun

(Rah Digga)
I started out sore
Constantly
Down below
Then it got a little worse
When the warts start to show
So now I'm itchin' and burnin'
And crackin' like foil
And oozing
And dripping
And leaking from boils
Still got worse
With rashes on my back
Got it all
From herpes all the way to the clap
But
I'm not stingy [no space]
I'm giving and you should guess what
You hit it raw dog
So soon you'll need a check-up

Chorus: x2

Breakdown:
I might die because of you
But I know you got it too
When I pee it's thick like glue
I'm sick as a dog because of you

It burns, it burns, it burns at night
Because I let you get inside
But I learned one thing, my special friend
Without a condom you are not getting in

V3. (Rampage)
I'm in the I.C.U.
And I'm layin' on a gurney
I should've had myself checked-out when
My crotch was burning
My fever's high
And my nutsack is hurting
Can't stop sweating
My stomach is turning [no space]
I don't know what you gave to me girl
But man it's surly
Wont blame you
Because my hormones were working
Couldn't resist
The way that you were twerkin'
But know that if I got it,
Then you got it too girly

Chorus: Out


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mike - March 18, 2020 - Report this comment
yes
MIKE - May 07, 2022 - Report this comment
it's a duet with mariah carey
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mike - September 16, 2023 - Report this comment
this is why you use protection
mike - November 05, 2023 - Report this comment
wade sunrise set kids dressing up so they can grab a raincoat and put it on so they can grab a umbrella and play in the rain
111111111111111111111111111111111 - November 18, 2023 - Report this comment
ME AND CRAIG WILL HAVE A FIRE DRESS UP RACE
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