Song Parodies -> "I'm Not A Virgin, Not Yet A Slut"
""I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman"" Based on the performance by Britney Spears
""I'm Not A Virgin, Not Yet A Slut"" Parody by Sexy Government
"Just imagine that the ""virgin"" is sung quickly, and slut is divided into two syllables like ""sluh-uht"" in the chorus and then it works."
"I used to hump
My boyfriend all night and day
But now IĈm alone
I havenĈt been
With anyone else, yet...

Feels like I'm horny all the time
That's when I realize...

(Chorus)
I'm not a virgin
Not yet a slut
All I need is time
A man and some wine
While I'm going down

Going down on him
There is no need for protection
Its time that I
Learn to use Birth Control
I know how to use a condom
So tell me to open my legs

I'm not a virgin
Not yet a slut
All I need is time
A man and some wine
While I'm going down

IĈm not a virgin
But if u look at me closely
You will see it my eyes
This slut will always find
Her man

I'm not a virgin
(I'm not a virgin don't tell me not to have sex)
Not Yet a slut
(I'm just tryin to find the slut in me, yeah)
All I need is time (All I need)
A man and some wine (Some wine)
While I'm going down

I'm not a virgin
Not yet a slut
All I need is time (is All I need)
A man and some wine
While I'm going down

I'm not a virgin
Not yet a slut
"
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