Britney's "Crazy" as sung by Michael Jackson

Babyyyyy...I once was in you.
You had that something, what did I do?
And babyyyy, I'll spin you around.
It's called 'Jesus juice',
hurry up and drink it down!
Everytime I'm on my knees,
I beg you to kiss it,
please don't mind the fleas.
Crazy, and I know this ain't right
Shhhh, please just be my little bitch
for tonight!

You drive me crazy
and you're only 5 feet!
I'm so giddy
when I watch you sleep.
You drive me crazy
when you spend the night
just don't tell your mommy,
it'll be alright!

Tell me, you're not going to be 3 !
I'll give you some "candy"
if you sleep with me.
Please, baby, don't make my balls blue!
Don't make me think that I'm wasting
all this "juice" on you!
Touching you means so much more
than when I'm touching the two bit manwhore!

You drive me crazy,
and you're only 5 feet!
I'm so giddy
when I watch you sleep.
You drive me crazy
when you spend the night!
Just don't tell your mommy,
it'll be alright!