Song Parodies -> I'm Just A Whore, Not Yet A Prostitute
"I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman" Based on the performance by Britney Spears
"I'm Just A Whore, Not Yet A Prostitute" Parody by EXL
All I have to say is enjoy!!!
I used to dress
In a way that gave me some respect
But now I don't
It seems life always
Goes my way, yeah…
So I opened up a little
That's when I realized…

I'm just a whore
Not yet a prostitute
I don't need much time
To spread my legs out wide
Show what's in between

I'm just a whore
There is no need to pay me
You know that I
Will do whatever you want me to
Let you stick it wherever you want to
I'll even suck you dry

I'm just a whore
Not yet a prostitute
Once all the scars heal
I'll show what once was real
When I was a teen

I'm just a whore
But if you look at me closely
You'll see I have what it takes
To be the worlds' greatest
Prostitute

I'm just a whore
(I'm just a whore so have your way with me)
Not yet a prostitute
(I'm tryin' to find the prostitute in me, yeah)
I don't need much time(Not much time)
To show you all what's mine
To fulfill your dreams

I'm just a whore
Not yet a prostitute
I don't need much time
To spread my legs out wide
Show what's in between

I'm just a whore
Not yet a prostitute
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