"I think I did it again,
I lost my condom,
up in the bed,
It might seem like I'm fat,
but it doesn't mean,
that I'm pregnant

But to lose my virginity,
That is just so typically me,

Oh sexy thang!

Oops!.. I humped you again,
I played with your dick,
Got lost in my hair,
Oh sexy thang,
Oops! You think I'm horny,
Knocked up from your daddy,
I'm not that pregnant

Ya see my problem is this,
Your dick is too thick,
Wish it'd thin,
and quit pokin' me
in my tit,
I cry
licking your dick,
Can't you see,
That my mouth is full
Of all the sperm,

'Cause to lose, my, virginity,
That is just so typically me,

Oh sexy thang!

Oops!.. I humped you again,
I played with your dick,
Got lost in my hair,
Oh sexy thang,
Oops! You think I'm horny,
Knocked up from your daddy,
I'm not that pregnant,

Dude: All hoes!
Guy: Britney, before we do it,
there's someting I want you
to stick in your crotch!
Britney: Oh, it's gooey,
but wait a minute, isn't this...?
Guy: Yeah, yes it is!
Britney: But I thought your momma
used them up lastnight,
Guy: Yeah, but I was horny,
so I bought some more
Britney: Aww, you should have!!

Oops! I, humped you again, with my crotch,
Got lost, in my hair, sexy thang!
Oops! You, think I'm knocked up,
From your daaaaaddyyyyy,
I'm not that, pregnant
"