Song Parodies -> Gran All The Old Guys Want
"Girl All The Bad Guys Want" Based on the performance by Bowling For Soup
"Gran All The Old Guys Want" Parody by Katie Hunt
"6 o'clock, Monday night at the bridge game
I'll finally talk to a girl a little older than me Her name is Peggy, she's a grandma with a bus pass She wears a girdle, but I'm not quite sure what that means And when she walks, oh she taps the floor with her walking stick 'Cause she's such a wrinkly chick And she's watching Countdown, eating up her mince pies Playing Frank Sinatra, bi-focals on her eyes It's like a bad movie, she's looking through me If you were me then you'd be, screaming someone shoot me As I failed miserably, trying to get the gran all the old guys want Yes, she's the gran all the old guys want She likes the opera songs but I like Buddy Holly She says the care home where she's living really isn't that bad She says she'd like to score a young guy in his forties She'll never know that I'm the best lad she'll never have And when she walks, oh she taps the floor with her walking stick Cos she's such a wrinkly chick And she's watching Countdown, eating up her mince pies Playing Frank Sinatra, bi-focals on her eyes She likes æem with a bus pass, saggy ass, denture fan Riding in a wheelchair. Does arthritis make a man? It's like a bad movie, she's looking through me If you were me then you'd be, screaming someone shoot me As I failed miserably, trying to get the gran all the old guys want 'Cos she's the gran all the old guys want [x3] There she goes again with slippers on and curlers in her hair She broke my heart, I ain't no booty-shaker Now I'm gonna need a new pacemaker Now I'm watchin Countdown, tryin' to eat some mince pies Playin' Frank Sinatra, bi-focals on my eyes But I don't have a bus pass, and I aint got no saggy ass All I got's a bald head (bald head [x2]) It's like a bad movie, she's looking through me If you were me then you'd be, screaming someone shoot me As I failed miserably, trying to get the gran all the old guys want 'Cause she's the gran all the old guys want [x8]" Your Vote Counts
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