Song Parodies -> I'll Ever Lick Your Balls
"Irreplaceable" Based on the performance by Beyonce
"I'll Ever Lick Your Balls" Parody by Writerbobby
Mmmm to the left, to the left
All of your porn in the box to the left
In my closet, that's my stuff
Vibrators,dildos, please don't touch

And keep talking that mess, thats fine
Could you lick and fuck, at the same time?
I peddled my ass to buy that jag
So go move your ass, you loser fag

Standing in the front yard, telling me
My pussy makes you drool
How I'll never ever find another dick like you
Man your head is twisted

You must not know 'bout me
You must not know 'bout me
I could have another stud in a minute
12 inches he'll be here in a minute (baby)

You must not know 'bout me
You must not know 'bout me
I can have a sex slave by tomorrow
So don't you ever for a second get to thinkin'
I'll ever lick your balls (again)

So go ahead and get gone
Call up that chick, and see if shes home
That nasty ass whore who'll fuck anybody
I'll sit and laugh and sip a hot toddy
Because you were untrue
She fucked you with the strap-on that I bought you
Baby, get tested please
She gave half the hood STD's

Standing in the front yard, telling me
I can tie you up
I rather have my pit bull lick my butt
Your head is twisted

You must not know 'bout me
You must not know 'bout me
I could have another stud in a minute
Mr 12 inches he'll be here in a minute (baby)

You must not know 'bout me
You must not know 'bout me
I can have a sex slave by tomorrow
So don't you ever for a second get to thinkin'
I'll ever lick your balls (again)

So now your not my everything (won't ever lick your balls)
How about you'llbe nothing (nothing)? Nothing at all to me (nothing, nothing)
Baby I won't shed a tear for you (I won't shed a tear for you)
I won't even get mad (get mad)
'Cause the truth of the matter is (truth is)
You were the lousiest fuck I ever had

To the left, to the left.
To the left, to the left.
Mmmmm
To the left, to the left.
All of your porn in the box to the left

To the left, to the left.
Don't you ever for a second get to thinking
I'll ever lick your balls (again)

I'll never lick your balls
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