"Stuttering" Based on the performance by Ben's Brother
"S&M" Parody by Red Ant
Don't know the original? Wait for a Dentyne Ice commercial, or see it here on YouTube.
~intro~

Beggin', bleedin', cryin', pleadin'
Su-su-su-su-such a long time, all night, all right!
Miss Dominatrix rocks me, shocks me, hurts me
The ways that she - hurts me!

Knows when I suffer, suffer, suffer
That I feel oh-so-so-so-so-sexy
My Lady likes to tape my mouth shut
'specially when she - whips me

So whip me again....
'cause only you can dish this s-s-s-s-s and m....
Pinch me again....
Increase my su-su su-su su-su su-su-suf-suf-sufferin'....
Woah-oh.....!
Ow! ow! ow! ..... Ohhh!

I go - so low - you stroke - and poke
di-di-di-abolic her every wish
Everytime she leaves me black and blue
Love it when you tell me what to do

Ohh, it's never painless
And who cares if it's naughty?
'cause I can take shame-'n'-strain-in'-cages
Mam, you really taught me!

So hit me again....
You know how I love your s-s-s-s-s and m....
Rip me again....
Increase my su-su su-su su-su su-su-suf-sufferin'....
Woah-oh.....
Ow ow ow! ..... Ohhh!

[solo]

Fist me again....
'cause only you can dish this s-s-s-s-s and m....
In my rear end....
Increase my su-su su-su su-su su-su-suf-sufferin'....
copyright 2008+ Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher
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Below Average Dave - March 04, 2008 - Report this comment
We really need to find a way to g-g-g-g-get more people over here reading and writing parodies. . .it's like everyone is blue balling or something. . .
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MIKE - November 18, 2023 - Report this comment
WE NEED TO FIND A WAY TO G-G-G-G- GET MORE PEOPLE OVER HERE REAADING AND WRITING PARODIES ITS LIKE EVERYONE IS BLUUUUE BAILING
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