The whores universally inebriated state
Started fourteen, fifteen years ago,
But that's when she gained weight.
She acted such a fool,
Neanderthals began to drool,
Never heard of such a tool,
But she's got balls,
The size of pyramids.
Meth dependence, trickery,
It's not really a mystery,
It all started with a big Gang BANG!

Since her last mans dong was really not that long,
Every gooey mess was formed in less time than it takes
To sing this song.
In a fraction of a minute her two children were made.
He barely stood up straight,
The dinosaur was just a "date,"
He popped a pill then she was late,
And they got high, they tweaked their @$$#$ off.
In trailers and a Port-O-John, I saw things no one should see,
Set in motion by a big Gang Bang!

She's expanding ever outward and one day,
All her clients will start to go the other way,
Collapsing over some jerk, he won't be here,
He won't be hurt.
Her best and brightest future would have to be a sicker man.

A sophisticated person would be sick of this,
debating why we're here we're drinking beer (and catching viruses).
Astrology, Astronomy, it's all the same to me,
As long as there's a big Gang Bang!

Heavy-metal, ecstasy, beer steins and a hit of weed,
It all started with a big Gang Bang!
It all started with a big Gang BANG!