"Copenhagen"


Horst: uh huh Horst's like this
uh huh uh huh That's the way Horst is
'cause Horst's like that
uh huh uh huh That's the way Horst is

Advil: Sheiss out! Whatcha flamboasting for
lay back I've been Donkey Punched before
and if Sgt. Pepper was Let It Be
Horst will see
I like Horst the way you are
When we're mangoslaughtering in Vincely Neil's car
and you're bwalking to me like Bustanutbeard and then you become

Hasslehoff round everyone else
The DSL Girls are stabbing your back, you can't relax
You're trying to be Kraftwerk but you look like Trans to me
Fich me!

Why you have to go and give me an Angry Dragon in Copenhagen
I see the way you're sexgopumping like you're Falco gets me frustrated
Horst's like this when
Tash calls and you crawl and I break
and you take Bustanutbeard and turn him into Hasslehoff and promise me
I'm never gonna find a brown necktie
no no no

You give me a facial unannounced
dressed up like Ray Davies on "Something Else"
Metal Machine Music and Lou Reed's "Berlin" you see
you're fisting me
laugh out loud when you strike my nose
take off all my ties and pirate clothes
You know you're not fooling Scooby-Doo
when you become
Herr Jarvie round everyone else
Donkey Punching my back when you can't max
trying to be Ian Gillian but you look like Joe Lynn Turner to me