Song Parodies -> Skanky Whore
"Sk8er Boi" Based on the performance by Avril Lavigne
"Skanky Whore" Parody by sXe LeXi 5X2
She was a whore
He was a pimp
Can I make it anymore obvious?
She walked the streets
And he took her dough
Don't let the cops know
He wanted more cash
She'd never tell
Secretly she thought this job was hell
But she fucked all the guys
And opened her legs
Until all she could do was beg

She was a skanky whore
Her crotch and jaw were sore
All she knew how to do was screw
She had a pretty face
It was between guys' legs
She didn't leave them feeling blue

Ten years from now
Her breasts have sagged
She gets no business
Men call her "hag"
She lives in a box
Among piles of trash
When she's broke she'll
Give men some discount ass
One day she is raped
She screams real loud
And looks up at the sky
As he goes down

She was a skanky whore
Her crotch and jaw were sore
All she knew how to do was screw
Her life's worse than before
Ain't worth living no more
Her pretty face is showing signs of age

She was a skanky whore
Her crotch and jaw were sore
All she knew how to do was screw
Her life's worse than before
Ain't worth living no more
Her pretty face is showing signs of age

Sorry slut, but you fucked up
Well, tough shit, you've had enough
Now you want to end your life
Slash your wrists up with a knife
Too bad that you couldn't see
See where a hooker's life would lead
You should have gone back to high school
Instead of fucking all those fools

She was a whore
He was a pimp
Can I make it anymore obvious
They were both scum
He's behind bars
And she has two long scars

Yeah, she was a skanky whore
Her crotch and jaw were sore
She didn't have no place to go
She fin'ly gave up on life
It didn't treat her right
Now there's just one less dirty ho

Yeah, she was a skanky whore
Her crotch and jaw were sore
She didn't have no place to go
She fin'ly gave up on life
It didn't treat her right
Now there's just one less dirty ho
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