Song Parodies -> Skanky Whore
She was a whore
He was a pimp Can I make it anymore obvious? She walked the streets And he took her dough Don't let the cops know He wanted more cash She'd never tell Secretly she thought this job was hell But she fucked all the guys And opened her legs Until all she could do was beg She was a skanky whore Her crotch and jaw were sore All she knew how to do was screw She had a pretty face It was between guys' legs She didn't leave them feeling blue Ten years from now Her breasts have sagged She gets no business Men call her "hag" She lives in a box Among piles of trash When she's broke she'll Give men some discount ass One day she is raped She screams real loud And looks up at the sky As he goes down She was a skanky whore Her crotch and jaw were sore All she knew how to do was screw Her life's worse than before Ain't worth living no more Her pretty face is showing signs of age She was a skanky whore Her crotch and jaw were sore All she knew how to do was screw Her life's worse than before Ain't worth living no more Her pretty face is showing signs of age Sorry slut, but you fucked up Well, tough shit, you've had enough Now you want to end your life Slash your wrists up with a knife Too bad that you couldn't see See where a hooker's life would lead You should have gone back to high school Instead of fucking all those fools She was a whore He was a pimp Can I make it anymore obvious They were both scum He's behind bars And she has two long scars Yeah, she was a skanky whore Her crotch and jaw were sore She didn't have no place to go She fin'ly gave up on life It didn't treat her right Now there's just one less dirty ho Yeah, she was a skanky whore Her crotch and jaw were sore She didn't have no place to go She fin'ly gave up on life It didn't treat her right Now there's just one less dirty ho Your Vote Counts
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