"He was a boy
He loved to jack off
I can make it plenty more obvious
He played with himself
Did it all day
What more can I say
He wanted porn
Went to the store
And on the way he saw a whore
But he didn't want her
He only wanted himself

He was a masturb8er boi
And he loved sex toys
He loved to watch porn all day long
He had a pretty face
But he was a disgrace
Watching those lesbians in their thongs

Five days from now
He sits at home
Jerking off he is all alone
He turns on TV
Guess what he sees
His ex-girlfriend in a porn movie
He calls up his friends
They already know
And they're jerking off to her
He says ""Oh well""
Goes to sit down
And jerks off to the girl he turned down

He was a masturb8er boi
She said ""See you later boy""
She wasn't good enough for him
Now she's in a porn movie
Playing with sex toys
And she gets them for free

Sorry boy but you missed out
Well tough luck that girl's gone now
She's probably fucking one of your friends
This is how the story ends
Too bad that you couldnt see
Jerking off's not all its cracked up to be
You shouldnt always fuck yourself
Too bad you're going to hell

He was a boy
He loved to jack off
I can make it plenty more obvious
Now he's all alone
All by himself
And he's going to hell

He was a masturb8er boi
Loved to play with sex toys
Girls were not good enough for him
He totally loved his dick
It totally makes me sick
And I think I'm gonna hurl.......
"