[intro]

Someone grabbed some lotion,
Worked it 'til.. they moaned,
Someone's thrilled today
Sinning in defiance
Of what the Holy say

Someone is excited,
By a Maxim mag,
Tossin' all away
Another watched a movie,
A big grin crossed his face...

Yeah!, and to please yourself is all that you can do..
Yea-ah!, to please yourself is all that you can do...
oh-woah-oh....

A little masochistic, is this here one
She really likes the pain
Shy ones try to hide themselves,
But in time they come and play

Someone's found a new love,
He's gonna let it ride
Another doll inflates
No matter what they call it
Pleasure's here to stay...

And to please yourself is all that you can do..
(all that some will do..), yeah-ah
To please yourself is all that you can do..
(all that some will do..), oh
To please yourself is all that you can do..
(all that some will do..), yeah-ah-ah
To please yourself is all that you can do.......

[solo, major wah-wah effect]

Some never think they've had enough
Still going strong, and won't give up...
A very vivid memory runs,
With rapid hands, Rosy's your love...
Won't get any sleep tonight
Won't let anyone in this is your time..
Some can never choose...,

But to please yourself is all that you can do...
Yeah
To please yourself is all that you can do...
OH!....

To please yourself is all that you can do..
(all that some will do..), yeah-ah..
To please yourself is all that you can do..
(all that some will do..), oh-woah....
To please yourself is all that you can,
Please yourself is all that you can
Please yourself is all that you can do......