Song Parodies -> Lolcow
"Boyfriend" Based on the performance by Ashlee Simpson
"Lolcow" Parody by Mariana Hanks
Ha, Ha, Ha,
Ha, Ha, Ha,

Who do you think you are?
Whoa, Whoa,
I'm not your toy.

Why are you trolling?
Whoa, whoa,
Just stop right now.

All that stuff about me,
On that stupid ED article.
Isn't even true.
I'm not gay, or a pedo.
I don't have a fat fetish.
The werejohncandy isn't real.
Neither is the wereleno.
No, No, HA

[Chorus]

Hey, how long till you get it through your head?
Stop harrassing and insulting me.
I'm sick of being your lolcow.
Hey, how come you suck at this trolling thing?
And don't you know what you're doing is wrong?
I'm sick of being a lulcow.

Well I'm sorry,
That you think i'm just a dunb troll.
But the truth is you're not any better.
With your behaviour, constant stalking.
And your lies and general biggotory.
You're a doucebag, and an ass.
And you should leave me alone.
Recovered from another troll war.
But then you come along..
Acting like you're some kind of killer.
Metokur can go to hell.
Encyclopedia Dramatica sucks as well.
Those troll sites are just so pathetic.
I hope that they both get taken off the internet.
And that the members and owners die in a fire.
Whoa Whoa, HA

[Chorus]

Hey, how long till the music drowns you out?
Don't put words up in my mouth,
I didn't steal your boyfriend,
Hey, how long till you face what's going on?
Cause you really got it wrong,
I didn't steal your boyfriend,
Hey, how long till you look at your own life,
Instead of looking into mine,
I didn't steal your boyfriend,
Hey, how long till you're leaving me alone,
Don't you got somewhere to go?
I didn't steal your boyfriend,

Whoa, whoa, whoa ha
Whoa, whoa, whoa ha

Please tell Zaiger and Habermann.
To go and kill themselves.
Because they're both douchebags...and I hate them both.

[Chorus]

Hey, how long till you get it through your head?
Stop harrassing and insulting me.
I'm sick of being your lolcow.
Hey, how come you suck at this trolling thing?
And don't you know what you're doing is wrong?
I'm sick of being a lulcow.
Hey, how long till you realize you're wasting your own time?
I'm sick of being a lolcow.
Hey how long till you realize revenge doesn't solve anything?
I'm sick of being a lolcow.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, ha,
Whoa, I'm sick of being a lulcow.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, ha,
Whoa, I'm sick of being a lulcow.
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