On a Monday I am waiting
Tuesday I'm still sitting
& by Wednesday I can't shit
I call my doctor he says
put some lax & it'll come out
I really hope it'll be smooth
squeeze I tried so hard to shit
I can hardly catch my breath I hope it's out

Oh it seems like I can finally shit my constipated stools
I like the way that feels
Oh it's as if with laxative shitting is the best damn feeling
I love how you can get
All the faeces faeces faeces of shit X2

it is so dry & smells bad
I need some laxxies damn bad
well I never seem to shit
when it won't come I'll pull it
Make you come out it's my mission
& i won't stop till you're out
squeeze I tried so hard to shit
When it really won't come out
need laxative

chorus

How do you know laxative is just what I need
Am I that obvious
if shit's coming out of my butt
I hope it never stops coming
On a Monday I am waiting
& by Tuesday I've just shitted
into the bowl so I can breathe

chorus