Song Parodies -> I Bet I Fuck Your Boyfriend
"I Didn't Steal Your Boyfriend" Based on the performance by Ashlee Simpson
"I Bet I Fuck Your Boyfriend" Parody by Dra2k
Trashlee Simplex – I bet I fuck Your boyfriend


Whatcha been screwin'? Who ya been doin?
I'm a ho, ho
haven't seen u around

Who you been fuckin? Who you been suckin'?
I'm a ho, ho
I like going down,

All that stuff about me,
Takin' Valtrex for V.D.
Can't believe,
It's the truth that you told,
Just to fill your own hole,
But I'm sluttier than that,
I will even take it in the back,
Door, Door

Hey, how long till your boyfriend whips it out?
Dumps a load up in my mouth,
I bet I fuck your boyfriend,
Hey, how long till your face what's goin' on,
Cause I can really suck a schlong,

Well I'm not sorry that he called me
And that I answered the telephone
Just be worried if I'm with him
Cause when I go out tonight I'm gonna ride a bone
Just got back from my store
Gotta douche that's for sure
All I want is some fun
Fuck your Dad or your son
I forsure would suck you in but I won't spit it out
I'm a Ho, Ho, ha!

Hey, how long till your boyfriend whips it out?
Dumps a load up in my mouth,
I bet I fuck your boyfriend,
Hey, how long till your face what's goin' on,
Cause I can really suck a schlong,
I bet I fuck your boyfriend
Hey, how long 'til you take your own life,
Instead of wanting to have mine, I bet I fuck your boyfriend
Hey, better not trust leaving me alone, don't you got somewhere
to go? I bet I fuck your boyfriend

I'm a Ho, Ho, Ho Ha!

Hey, how long till your boyfriend whips it out?
Dumps a load up in my mouth,
I bet I fuck your boyfriend,
Hey, how long till your face what's goin' on,
Cause I can really suck a schlong,
I bet I fuck your boyfriend
Hey, how long 'til you take your own life,
Instead of wanting to have mine, I bet I fuck your boyfriend
Hey, better not trust leaving me alone, don't you got somewhere
to go? I bet I fuck your boyfriend


I'm a Ho, Ho, Ho
I already fucked your boyfriend
I'm a Ho, Ho, Ho
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