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Song Parodies -> Try Sleeping With A Drunken Fart
"Try Sleeping With A Broken Heart" Based on the performance by Alecia Keys
"Try Sleeping With A Drunken Fart" Parody by Daunte Lapree Carter This parody is about a young lady who is married to an alcoholic, and when she and her husband goes to bed every night, he is always drunk, and he farts a lot in bed. She tells us her story.
Even if you were a million miles away,
I could still smell you in my head, Farting! Stinky! Kills me. And even when I'm smokin' my weed. I can still hear you in my bed, Stinky, farting - kills me. And all the time you were killing the flies. Yeah. So tonight I'm gonna find a way to stop it coming out U. Tonight I'm gonna find a way to stop it coming out U. I'm gonna hold onto my eyes - it's that bad. Tonight I'm gonna find a way to stop it coming out U. Have you ever tried sleeping with a drunken fart? Well you can try sleeping in my bed. Farting! Funky! Nobody ever drop it down like you. You make me drown. You make my nostrils fall down-down. But you keep drinking. Farting. I thought you told me, You'll stop the farting. Smell is in my eyes. Farting in my face. And I knew right where it'd get in. Farting! Funky! You know that I'll always be in bed with you, At your rear end. So tonight I'm gonna find a way to stop it coming out U. Tonight I'm gonna find a way to stop it coming out U. I'm gonna hold onto my eyes - it's that bad. Tonight I'm gonna find a way to stop it coming out U. Anybody could have told you not to fart. Why you keep blowing hard? So now I know your underwear ain't clean. You just blow up my covers. Wish I could find a way to break it. Don't kill me tonight. I'll make it without you tonight. So tonight I'm gonna find a way to stop it coming out U. Tonight I'm gonna find a way to stop it coming out U. I'm gonna hold onto my eyes - it's that bad. Tonight I'm gonna find a way to stop it coming out U. Have you ever slept with a drunken fart?
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