"When you fart all alone
Every smell just lingers on
When it's just you, you can't see through
Those green clouds that smell untrue

But when somebody smells you
There's nothing they can do
When somebody smells you, they know it's your poopoo
When somebody smells you the way I smell you

When you wait, the tension grows
By yourself, nowhere to go
Eat some beans, you fart alone
Say ""I need air"" and drive on home

But when somebody smells you
There's nothing they can do
When somebody smells you, they know it's your poopoo
When somebody smells you the way I smell you

So let's put aside our need to hide
And let our farts out and go
We both agree there's just no food
That's easy to digest

'Cause when somebody smells you
There's nothing they can do
When somebody smells you, they know it's your poopoo
When somebody smells you the way I smell you

The way I smell you
The way I smell you"