Song Parodies -> In The Tug
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Ho' swabby, It's your captain, All hands on deck now cuz, It's your captain, We gonna set sail now cuz, It's your captain, You know we don't give a ____ I'm not your captain You can find me in the tug Givin' ship a shove Ocean liners need me For a little love Pull'n up to dock? Well, I'm your main tug Don't look from up above, if you need a tug. (repeat 2x) When I cruise up to the dock, You see the tug on dubs, When I'm pullin 20 ships, You know there's muscle on this tug, When I come your way, Now you better show me love, When your ship is Sparklin' You know that's a mighty tug But my duties ain't never changed, I pull, Ships Up! I see a boat off in the cut Now it's time to steam up When I walked on the land, Shorties confused me for a lubber or wimp Rock my peg leg wit out even a limp (I'm alright) On the deck My maties sayin' "Cap'n you Hot!" Their right on, And correct now Just like Mr. Spock Full rudder and half yoke Lets go, in a circle My plan, is to help out, the boats of the locals. Neutral Buoyant man, Will leave you far behind, Got this Cruise from Nugril At the end of my line. This lassie says, She diggin my patch, down to my peg leg Her liner just run aground and she's ready to go. (pull me) You can find me in the tug Givin' ship a shove Ocean liners need me For a little love Pull'n up to dock? Well, I'm your main tug Don't look from up above, if you need a tug. (repeat 2x) My Boat Pulls loads Which bring me dough. That tug Earned me These shiny things My bird, my hook, my look my crew Arr matie just hook up and it's no thang. I'll be tugging way more than I'm weighing freight okay, I just keep makin the bacon Bilge rat From afar sailing dem seas right keep my schedule tight now I'm off to the bank (right) when my tug gets a pulling off the dock and it's on I toot my horn And listen No reply? I'm gone If you need a pull man Just let me know Cuz I got extra coal That I'm itching to burn Just watch those waves rolling As my tally number piles up By eight Pulling freight Eating fruit roll-ups Just your typical day in the life of a tug. Come on Engines full steam You can find me in the tug Givin' ship a shove Ocean liners need me For a little love Pull'n up to dock? Well, I'm your main tug Don't look from up above, if you need a tug. (repeat 2x) Pulling ships ain't no hill of beans neither We cruising the ports at all times so tug, tug on Next in line tell me what you think.. go ahead be honest... I won't let you see me cry.
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