Song Parodies -> Jack Does Diane
"Jack & Diane" Based on the performance by John Cougar Mellencamp
"Jack Does Diane" Parody by Jeff M. in Richmond VA
"Little titties!", says Jack to Diane....
as he fondles her perky little breast in his right hand. Jackie gonna' be a porno star... Diane wants to get it in the back seat of Jackie's car. Suckin' on his "chili dog", she moans and she begs... Diane's sittin' on Jackie's lap, he got his hand between her legs. "Well, hey there Diane, let's go behind the shade tree.... take all your clothes off and do as I please." Whoh, yeah, let's get it on....gonna' have me a thrill before this days done... Whoh, yeah, let's get it on....gonna' have me a thrill before this days done... Jackie sits back and checks her out for a moment... Squeezes her ass as she rubs his fat big thing... "Well, hey there Diane, won't you show me your titties?" Diane says, "Baby....you ain't gettin' no-thin'...." Jackie says now, Whoh, yeah, let's get it on....gonna' have me a thrill before this days done... Whoh, yeah, let's get it on....gonna' have me a thrill before this days done... get it on...... (drum break) His big cock, her big hole..... Watch her little buns bounce, Jesus! Bless my Soul!! Hold on that big thing as long as she can.... Better pull it out real soon, she'll get pregnant again. (drum break) Whoh, yeah, let's get it on....gonna' have me a thrill before this days done... Whoh, yeah, let's get it on....gonna' have me a thrill before this days done... "Little titties....", said Jack to Diane.... Two horny young kids gettin' laid as much as they can... Your Vote Counts
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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. Very funny! The bridge was especially good, but it was all good.
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