Song Parodies -> You're In The Congress Now
"You're In The Army Now" Based on the performance by Old Army Boot-Camp Marching Chant
"You're In The Congress Now" Parody by James Jennings
This parody is sung to an old Army Boot Camp song entitled, You're In The Army Now. May have been written by Irving Berlin. Usually sung with marching drum cadence.
YOU'RE IN THE CONGRESS NOW
(Sung To: You're In The Army Now)

You're in the Congress now
You're in the Congress now
You're gonna get rich...You son-of-a-bitch
You're in the congress now

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You're in the Congress now
You think we're a cash cow
You're gonna get rich...You son-of-a-bitch
You're in the Congress now

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You're in the Congress now
To Lobbist's you must bow
The middle class says...Kiss our ass
You're in the Congress now

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You must enforce our laws
So please don't start to bawl
When the solutions...Your Execution
You're in the Congress now

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We've gotten out the word
You're just a bunch of turds
We'll vote you out
You'll have no clout
You're in The Shit-House now
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Bubba - August 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Makes me long for the up-coming elections !
MICHAEL - November 14, 2021 - Report this comment
PINK
MIKE - December 24, 2022 - Report this comment
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MIKE - September 22, 2023 - Report this comment
MAKES ME LONG 4 THE UP- COMING ELECTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MIKE - September 22, 2023 - Report this comment
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swim team
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FIRE GEAR RACE

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