Song Parodies -> Gal, I'm Horny, Here I Come
"California, Here I Come" Based on the performance by Al Jolson
"Gal, I'm Horny, Here I Come" Parody by Airfarcewon
Gal I'm Horny,
Here I Come
Right back where I started from,
Where girlies..have curlies
..Go number one
Clitoris..there for us
Labias to baby us..

I got those "Can't Hardly Waits"
Puzzle piece to match my mate
Open up that fuzzy gate,
Gal, I'm Horny, Here I Come...

Gal, I'm Horny,
Here I come
Squirmy for some cookie crumb
Your koochy..needs poochy,
..I hear it hum
Like orn'ry..Jack Horn'ry..
Poke a pie,
Pull out a' plum..

I got those "Can't Hardly Waits"
Puzzle piece to match my mate
Open up that fuzzy gate,
Gal, I'm Horny..Here....I....Come!













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Mitch45 - June 06, 2020 - Report this comment
I think ol’ Al would have loved this version!
MIKE - September 05, 2022 - Report this comment
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mike - September 04, 2023 - Report this comment
I THINK AI WOULD'VE LOVED THIS VERSIION
MIKE - September 22, 2023 - Report this comment
ME AND CRAIG WILL HAVE A 3 ALARM RELAy
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GUSTY THE ELF WAS OH SO HAPPY

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