Song Parodies -> Lose da Roll
"You's a Ho" Based on the performance by Ludacris
"Lose da Roll" Parody by Tekia T
"(Chorus)
Rolls
Lose da rolls
Lose da rolls
I said go lose them roll

You doin fat activities
with fat tendencies
food ainÆt ya friend
food is ya enemy
with no conscience
you do what you do
eat what eat
where all the food
always actin like you so hungry
when you no you just ate
and y you tryna take the scraps off of my plate
you eat everythang
just cuz its there
you need to stop
before you eat the ozone layer
go get on a diet before its too late
yo mouth never close its open like always
so hereÆs a coupon from the weight watchers crew
if you wanna lose weight
this is what you must do

(Chorus)

i tried to take you to a buffet
and you didnÆt act right
cuz you was on a mission
and too much food was in sight
and what happened when you had finally finished
RyanÆs had to shut down
you put em out of business
ItÆs a whole wide world
that we livin in
weight watcherÆs, jenny craig, ballyÆs, and goldÆs gym
go get on a treadmill
you know where they are
you need to run fast
you need to run far
you need to crunches
you need to do sits
I would say do push ups
but u prolly couldnÆt get up
(IÆm hungry, can i get a bite?)
No! I
(come on Just a bite!)

(Chorus)

You hide candy in ya baggy clothes
and i know you know
that a diet donÆt consist of eatin ho hoÆs
you are so horrible horrendous
quit going to the grocery store you puttin out of business
i see you gut rising
it ainÆt surprisin
it happens in cases
of those who stuff there faces
i know you feel so sad and blue
if i was fat i would probably feel that too!

(Chorus)
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