What you gon' do with all that poop?
All that poop inside your boop?
I'ma take, take, take, take a dump,
Take a big dump out my rump.
My dump, my dump, my dump, my dump, my dump,
My dump, my dump, my dump, my smelly lady dumps. (Wipe it off)

Those brothers think I'm naughty,
I do it on the potty,
Sometimes I spray it wildly,
Sometimes it plops out mildly.
Brown or green or yellow,
I'll show it to my fellow.
He's glad that I be sharin',
My farts are always blarin',
TP I'm always tearin'
I love to wipe my ass 'n
this gas I just keep passin'.
It smells so, but I keep squeezin',
gas mask I be needin',
And no I ain't fakin'
you can smell the bacon
those nasty dumps I'm taking.

My rump, my rump, my rump, my rump
You love my lady dumps,
My dump, my dump, my dump,
My dumps they got you,
(She's got me smelling.)
(Oh) Smellin' all my rootin-tootin' and smellin' poo on me.
(She's got me smelling.)
(Oh) Smellin' all my rootin-tootin', tootin', poopin'.

What you gon' do with all that poop?
All that poop inside your boop?
I'ma take, take, take, take a dump,
Take a big dump out my rump.
What you gon' do with all that gas?
All that gas from all them beans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you breathe
Make you breathe, make you breathe.
Cause of my dump, my dump, my dump, my dump.
My dump, my dump, my dump, my smelly lady dumps. (Wipe it off)

I saw a girl go to the bathroom.
She said hey, hey, hey yeah I'll go.
I could be your toilet, I could be your bedpan.
Let's go poo and pee-pee.
I wipe your shit wit my toilet pape,
soft, absorbent paper,
Wipe your shit with my toilet pape, soft, absorbent squaaaaaares.

They say I'm really stinky,
The boys they wanna clean me.
They in the outhouse next to me,
Always douse me with TP,
Tryin' a wipe my rump, rump.
Lookin' at my dump, dump.
You can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma go di'rrhea,
You don't want di'rrhea,
di, di'rrhea, di', di', di - a - rrhea.
So don't pull on my poo, boy
That's kinda rude, boy.
I'm just sittin' down, boy,
To take a dump.

My dump, my dump, my dump, my dump,
My dump, my dump, my dump, my dump, my dump, my dump.
My smelly lady dumps.
My smelly lady dumps.
My smelly lady dumps.
From my backside they go plop.
My dumps they got you,
(She's got me smelling.)
(Oh) Smellin' all my rootin-tootin' and smellin' poo on me.
(She's got me smelling.)
(Oh) Smellin' all my rootin-tootin', tootin', poopin'.

What you gon' do with all that poop?
All that poop inside your boop?
I'ma take, take, take, take a dump,
Take a big dump out my rump.
What you gon' do with all that gas?
All that gas from all them beans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you breathe
Make you breathe, make you breathe.
What you gon' do with all that poop?
All that poop inside your boop?
I'ma take, take, take, take a dump,
Take a big dump out my hump.
What you gon' do wit all that crap?
All that crap inside that ass?
I'ma make, make, make, make you wish
Make you wish that you could sniff.
(She's got me smelling.)
(Oh) Smellin' all my rootin-tootin' and smellin' poo on me.
(She's got me smelling.)
(Oh) Smellin' all my rootin-tootin', tootin', poopin'.