I wish I could buy, poontang pie, in the frozen food section, at the store!
It would taste fresh, just like in the flesh, & everynight we'd have snatch, galore!

I'm sure my friends would assist me, clip coupons for frozen pussy!

You wouldn't have to warn, like in porn, the moment you're going to misbehave!
Giving me head, on a soft bed, while your icky pussy's farting, and it's shaved!
I would gag and turn around, 'cause on you I don't wanna go down!

I'd like to buy, poontang pie, in the frozen food section at the store!
In the frozen food section, with you!