Song Parodies -> Justify My Cunt
"Justify My Love" Based on the performance by Madonna
"Justify My Cunt" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl
another of the 500 song parodies at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
i want it hidden, all my hash
i want a hole to stash some dope
i want my cocaine hid in a safe-zone
my drugs must be safe cross-countries
new pocket for me, i now love my man-cunt

broad things reamed me, made me
so loose, they just deformed my butt
no guys made me this loose
i justified my cunt

i wanna show you i'm no fag
i don't wanna be with others
i'm not gonna need a mister, either
i just want concealed, these druggers
i got 'em masqueraded
frisk me - that's right - frisk me

broad things reamed me, made me
so loose, they just deformed my butt
no guys made me this loose
i justified my cunt

nothing they're gonna do
nothing they're gonna do
i will be selling some weed
keep it hidden
l s and d, or some hash
tell me i'm tawdry
i moved cocaine up butt, the law
never finds

poor is the man whose rectum expands for the admittance of a wiener
cunning, that's right, cunning
you want my stash, sweet baby?
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MIKE - April 09, 2023 - Report this comment
WAYNE WAS KISSING MADONNA
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