Well, I'm like Hot Garbage, sniff me and see
I haven't showered for about 5 weeks
Come on lady, would give me a chance?
I'm Hot Garbage, Hot Garbage

I don't have to wash my behind, to know it reeks like pork-rinds
Honey, My rig never slows
Now your ass is a Nine, let me pay for it on time
Would like to suck, in the smelly cab of my truck?

Now I reek of booze, for now about a week or two
Just show me your boobs, I'll give you a disease like you never knew

That's why I smell like Hot Garbage, sweat and pee
I get a paycheck worth just a $103
Come On Lady , feel in my pants
I'm Hot Garbage, Hot Garbage!

If your cooze is tight, maybe I can pay for half a night?
Should I at least brush my teeth?
But the cops will give me a fine, dammit girl!, a nice hefty fine
Tell me, hows your twat Mama? It sure smells ripe to me!

Are you sure you're old enough? Will I go to prison if I touch your muff?
Are your panties tight? Did you shave your cunt for me tonight?

Man I smell like, Hot Garbage, sweat and pee
Feel the infection spreading all over me
Come on lady, grab around in my pants
I'm Hot Garbage, Hot Garbage

Now my nuts are blue, can I get a handjob for a buck O' 2?
But before you do, we need get a bucket of lube.

We'll I'm Hot Garbage and full of VD,
Body stinking and deodorant free,
Come lady , let inside your pants
I'm Hot Garbage, Hot Garbage

Hot Garbage, everyday
Hot Garbage, my Rig smells the same
Hot Garbage, I've been driving a while
Hot Garbage, I'll even touch a small child
Hot Garbage, the meth makes me a little bit high
Hot Garbage, VA Beach is where I reside
Hot Garbage, rest areas are the best
Hot Garbage, I'll even try incest