Song Parodies -> Big Balls
"Big Balls" Based on the performance by AC/DC
"Big Balls" Parody by Troy
I use to think this song was about big testicles so I decided to write a parody about it. In case any of you's are wondering what VD means, it's abbreviation for venerable disease. Anyways here's the lyrics:
Well I'm horny horny pimp class society
God's gift to big ball notoriety
And I always take my sex pills
So my balls are never small
The chicky babes say I've got
The biggest balls of all

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're hairy big balls
That guy's got big balls
This guy's got big balls
(But I've got the biggest balls of them all)

And my balls are always bouncing
While I'm bonking a chick
And my penis cums and cums again
If your name is on my sex list
No one can do you better
Every chick says I've got
Big balls of pleasure

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're hairy big balls
That guy's got big balls
This guy's got big balls
(But I've got the biggest balls of them all)

Some balls are small as penuts
And most are normal sized
But when they're huge as beach balls
They're my balls under my pants
My balls are always bouncing
While I'm bonking my chicks
It's my belief that my big balls
Should attract all the chicks

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
Hairy big balls
They've got big balls
He's got big balls
(But I've got the biggest balls of them all)

(I've got big balls)
(I've got big balls)

And they're just itching with VD rashes
Oh I had such wonderful fun
Genital warts, crabs, the clap
(I've got the biggest balls of them all)

(Ball scratching)
(Ball scratching)
(Ball scratching)
(Ball scratching)
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mike - August 27, 2013 - Report this comment
yes
mike - December 28, 2022 - Report this comment
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MIKE - March 17, 2023 - Report this comment
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MIKE - October 06, 2023 - Report this comment
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MIKE - October 06, 2023 - Report this comment
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mike - January 01, 2024 - Report this comment
just push play
MIKE - January 01, 2024 - Report this comment
HOWIE D
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THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK
michael - January 27, 2024 - Report this comment
pepperoni pizza
A TRIBE CALLED QUEST CONSISTS OF IV MEMBERS Q TIP PJIFE DAWG SHAHEED AND JAROBI - January 27, 2024 - Report this comment
A-E-I-O-U- AND SOMETIMES Y
SWIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMERS - January 28, 2024 - Report this comment
SWIM TEAM
a-e-i-o-u- and sometimes y - February 03, 2024 - Report this comment
i didn't make a art project
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FURNITURE 500 ALRIGHT GET ON
A-E-I-O-U- AND SOMETIMESY - March 01, 2024 - Report this comment
I STILL NEED 2 MAKE ONE

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