Song Parodies -> Nympho Case
I'm quite unique
I've got this kinky streak I'm not your average virgin prep-school girl. I am one of those Nymphomaniac fools Erotic to be boned, No doubt about it. One time I gave myself the crabs. Sometimes my mom turns tricks with me. So many times I score I'm Trojan's poster whore I wonder is this normal When you're eighteen? They sent me to a shrink I just hoovered his dink Ripped off his Haggar slacks and gobbled him down. In this crazy ward I'm locked They think that will make me stop? I just screw hot orderlies Under my patient gown. My doctor fingers me as I sleep, I like it, but how does that help me? I've taken my pills and prayed But still'd rather be getting laid I'm a party girl at heart Dick-addicted, yeah. Screwing's in my soul Don't you judge it as wrong. I've got connections out on the streets Pimp names mom brings when she visits me. Some will think it a shame, But 'Boink''s my middle name! Can't ever get enough Cocks in my muff. Your Vote Counts
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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. I think Lindsay Lohan wants the rights to this if Avril doesn't beat her to it. Well done!
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I THINK LINDSAY WANTS THE RIGHT TO THIS IF AVRIL DOESN'T BEAT HER 2 IT WELL DONE!
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