Song Parodies -> Don't Go Chasing Bootie Calls
"Don't Go Chasing Waterfalls" Based on the performance by TLC
"Don't Go Chasing Bootie Calls" Parody by Lionel Mertens
A horny brother gazing out at the hotties
Staring at the one that he wants to touch If at any time he's in a jam He'll tell her a lie But he doesn't realize he hurts her so much But all the playing just ain't helpin' At all 'cause he can't seem to keep Himself out of lovers So he goes out and he plays his honey's The best way he knows how Another brother playing ho's with out rubbers Listen to me Chorus Don't go chasing Bootie Calls Please protect the temples and the courts that you're fused to. I hope that you're gonna manage your ways Or suffer a fall 'Cause I think you playing too vast Little precious has a natural obsession For temptation but he just can't see She gives him loving that his body can't handle But all he can say is baby is good to me One day he goes and takes a glimpse In the mirror But he doesn't recognize his own face His health is fading and he doesn't know why 3 letters took him to his final resting place Y'all don't hear me Chorus I saw a wedding yesterday But too many vows have suffered wrong Leavin' the ways of God's life giving rays You think because your life is ten shades of grey I'll pray all ten fade away Seldom praise him for the sunny days And like his promise is true Only your faith can undo The many lovers you screw Should bring your life in review Clear blue and unconditional skies Have dried the tears from my eyes No more lonely cries My only bleedin' hope Is for the folk who can't cope Wit such a lingering strain That it keeps 'em in the players game Who's to blame For playing games with your old flames What a shame You shoot and aim for someone else's thang You claim to be sane But note this day and time Your playing should be a crime I pray the system give you wisdom for your own mind Dreams are focused aspirations With hopes of comin' true Believe in yourself The best is up to me and you Chorus Your Vote Counts
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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. I like it, but TOS is simply called "Waterfalls."
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I LIKE IT BUT THE ORIGINAL SONG IS CALLED WATERFALLS
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